high council

A council that is called among the people that are to to make important decisions on certain matters...when stoned. Where to eat, the question of standing up, and the discussion of further bowls to be packed are all typical topics discussed when a high council is called.

Wyatt - "Fuck dawg! Where we going to go?! We need food!"
Trevor - "I think it's about time we called a high council and table a verdict"

by thetrevs July 29, 2009

council juice

Scottish slang for tap water.

"My mouths like a rats arse, geez a drink o' council juice"

by Moyz January 16, 2008

Parents Television Council

A united group of soccer moms who's lack of intelligience makes them think that it's the TV networks -as well as the countries- repsonsibility to censor what THEIR kids are watching, when their dumb butts should know that it's their own damn fault if they catch their kids watching a TV-MA program on Comedy Central at 11:00p.m.

The Parents Television Council is a bunch of bitchy television nazis who want to make the lives of other miserable while making their own kids miserable.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 24, 2006

Council Lifeguard

A twat who feels there are smm (So much more) they lifeguard for the goverment, who are left wing extremists. They also watch small children in the kiddies pool.

*Man is watching a childs football match of which he has no relation to any players*
Trevor: "You such a council lifeguard it's unreal"
Man: It's true"

by Beanhead95 November 14, 2011

Parents Television Council

The worst people on the planet. They are comparable to the grease on the floor of gas station bathrooms. They think the Government, TV Networks, and everyone else should take care of their kids, except them. They bitch and file their "FCC Indecency Complaints" every time Saturday Night Live accidentally airs an uncensored "Fuck" after Midnight, because "Their Children Are Watching".

" Getting hate mail from the Parents Television Council is like getting hate mail from Hitler. They're literally horrible people."- Seth MacFarlane

by brappapapskiiiirt October 12, 2009

Council Juice

It is the natural water from the taps of everyones homes provided through pipes and drunk by many

Hey Jimmy can I grab some council juice I'm gasping

by N01 CaVeMaN December 9, 2019

council estate

Government-built housing (US equiv.: Project).

Trevor now lives in a council estate. Told him to revise for his A-levels!

by oracle March 12, 2004