Chromebook

A $200 piece of shit that only works with Google's apps and nothing else. You can't download Minecraft on it, you can't even download any programs such as art programs and Blender. The only thing Chromebooks are useful for is YouTube, Pornhub, and Cool Math Games. Sometimes, school gives you these worthless things to use it for your classwork. Sometimes they install a secure software that blocks most of the website so they don't see you watching porn (unless you're using Incognito). They also permanently turn on Google Safe search so you can't look at memes. I think schools just oughta give us iPads for our work.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're gonna do our work online
Student: Please don't make us use-
Teacher: Yep, we're gonna use Chromebooks today!

Students: *Groans*

by Lick my shithole February 23, 2021

Chromebook

A 200 dollar pile of steaming dog shit.

Aw, my dog made a Chromebook. Well no actually thats dog shit. Like I said, Chromebook.

Actually a computer worth nothing at all

by Eldoce May 3, 2019

School Chromebook

Literaly the worst computer known to mankind

These school chromebooks can't even run minecraft

by Whitboi February 5, 2019

Wisconsin Chrome

Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.

Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.

by chi_tom December 10, 2009

Find The Chomiks

A "Find The Badges" style game on the well known platform known as Roblox. This game, like many others of it's kind, consists of looking around many areas on a map, even other realms/dimensions, to find creatures called Chomiks. The chomik used in the game originates from the website which is called chomikuj.pl, which is a website/drive used to store files and many other things. In the game are multiple community-made chomiks which all vary in difficulty. The chomiks are sorted by difficulty and some are very easy while others are excruciatingly difficult. It uses the same difficulties as the game Juke's Towers of Hell (a game that is also on the Roblox platform) because this game was developed and made by the same people who made Juke's Towers.

"Hey bro, check out this new game that I found, it's called Find The Chomiks"
"Damn bro, these chomiks looking mighty fine. *unzips pants*"

by JustJoon January 22, 2022

Chromebook

a piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that cost 200 fucking dollars and doesn't even have Microsoft Word. AKA the Chromebook is literally a piece of shit and the definition is shit. It sucks because it is made by Google.

ok class we are going to use the Chromebooks

by DICKEATTER9001 November 15, 2017

chrome to your dome

Getting a pistol placed up against the skull.

Mikey: Yo brah! Phil went to go sell the weed, but he got the chrome to his dome and got robbed instead! Phil said he was a heavyset black dude, should have known he'd be trouble.
Logan: Damn! He seems like the kind of guy that would put the chrome to your dome.

by Mikey the Real G October 22, 2013