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CHRISTOFORO

noun
1. A semi-literate douchebag who ruined his career, and the reputation of the company he represented, by being a prick to a series of customers and “Gabe” of Penny Arcade and PAX fame.

verb
2. The act of being a career ending douche to the wrong person.

noun
3. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
4. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.
1. "I wwebsite as on the internet"

2. "Hey Mikey,

We’re not renting a booth at pax east this year , bigger and better shows to be at we got nothing from the show . Oh so you know this guy has sold over 500 thousand dollars of product in Dec and is my main distribution arm landing us in GameStop , fry’s , Myers , Best buy , Activision , MLG , play N trade and a lot more . Were in 6 countries and you’re not going to take my money for a booth that’s a crock I can guarantee I’ll get a booth if I want one money buys a lot and connections go even further. He’s a native Bostonian from Little Italy . Who are you again ?"

3. "Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big a babies arm!"

4. "Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."
by Stinkbeard23 December 31, 2011
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Christofascist

Hypocritical bigots who reject any alternative view to their own. Believing in cencorship of freedom of thought and speech. Are prejudice to people who do not follow christianity, that they are bad people. Basically, a not very nice bunch of people who will be held responsible for the downfall of planet earth.
Athiest: You know what, the bible actually is a load of crap

Christofascist: YOURE GOING TO HELLZ OMG. PRAISE THE LORD. ALLOW JESUS INTO YOURE LIFE PLEASE. IGNORE THE BIBLE, WELL CONTINUE TO ADD MORE TO THE BIBLE UNTIL EVENTUALLY IT ACTUALLY IS IN ALIGNMENT TO SCIENCE AND EVOLUTION. THE MORE WE KNOW THE LESS WE MAKE SENSE BUT IM GONNA SUC K GODS ASS TO GET TO HEAVEN SO I CAN NOT FUCK ANYONE FOR ALL ETERNITY. WOOO YEAHH. RELIGION MAN.
by Geoffofdoom March 12, 2009
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christofascist bullshit

The creeping, legal erosion of constitutional rights by the acts of religious-minded government officials and Supreme Court justices that is transforming the United States into a country controlled by a minority view rather than the will of the people.
Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
by YAWA July 17, 2022
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Christoforo

noun
1. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
2. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.
"Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big as a baby's arm!"

"Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."
by NotDaveEither December 31, 2011
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Christocrat

a supporter of a Christian theocratic government
Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Ted Haggard, and other assholes are bunch of Christocrats.
by RottingintheMidwest March 2, 2009
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Christonator

A bitchass bitch fucker who loves dragon ball and penis. He's also very stupid and annoying.

Loves to moan guy names
Can you stop being such a christonator, it's getting annoying.
by Bruhler October 9, 2016
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Christofascist

A imaginary word made up for oppression of biblical truths and views so people can just live how they like.

Some will say that it’s the spreading of “hate” or “far right wing political views”. Which is false as the Bible has NOTHING to do with politics and not everything is about corrupt politics.
If anyone uses this towards you take it as a insult and disregard the conversation.

Note: Please stop spreading misinformation to fit your views.
What you said is very Chrisofascist
Your being really Christofascist
by ThêTruth March 20, 2023
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