A holiday powered by oil stolen from the middle east so that you can enjoy more of the spoils of war than any other select group of "chosen people".
Christofascmus indoctrinates children into materialism. Once they are addicted to products, they are merely corporate puppets on a string that will slave away to out perform the gift giving of their neighbors.
- Gorging yourself on gifts while being completely oblivious to the fact that they are just spoils of war.
- Generally, the "good kids" are the ones that have wealthier parents that are able to pillage more than others.
- The Military Industrial Complex ensures that the wealth distribution hierarchy is based on who builds the most bombs and guns to kill brown people for god. Therefore, those with the most expensive presents also tend to be the most fascist.
Christofascmus indoctrinates children into materialism. Once they are addicted to products, they are merely corporate puppets on a string that will slave away to out perform the gift giving of their neighbors.
- Gorging yourself on gifts while being completely oblivious to the fact that they are just spoils of war.
- Generally, the "good kids" are the ones that have wealthier parents that are able to pillage more than others.
- The Military Industrial Complex ensures that the wealth distribution hierarchy is based on who builds the most bombs and guns to kill brown people for god. Therefore, those with the most expensive presents also tend to be the most fascist.
Gee dad, this is the best Christofascmus ever!. I really love the plastic army guys, but the BB gun assault rifle replica is the BOMB!
The holiday spirit is in the air. This is an especially extraordinary Christofascmus. People are abuzz with activities such as monopolizing land and stealing gold. Diamonds, drugs and oil, oh my!
"Oh Henry, this diamond necklace is beautiful." -wife
"Thanks honey, I hired some mercenaries in Nicaragua to enslave some miners for you!" - husband
"This is the best Christofascmus ever!" -wife
The holiday spirit is in the air. This is an especially extraordinary Christofascmus. People are abuzz with activities such as monopolizing land and stealing gold. Diamonds, drugs and oil, oh my!
"Oh Henry, this diamond necklace is beautiful." -wife
"Thanks honey, I hired some mercenaries in Nicaragua to enslave some miners for you!" - husband
"This is the best Christofascmus ever!" -wife
by EvilEmpire666 December 28, 2011
Get the Christofascmus mug.Christian religious extremist. Often a person who believes in forcing a right-wing Christian agenda on the rest of the world. Also known as a 'fundamentalist' or more recently 'evangelical'.
Since many Christofascists bristle at the term 'fundamentalist' there has been a movement to get the media to refer to them as 'evangelicals.' However the term 'evangelical' is a misleading one as many Christian sects are evangelical in nature and not all evangelical Christians have such extremem views or political agendas. Christofascist is a more descriptive term for these right-wing extremists.
Since many Christofascists bristle at the term 'fundamentalist' there has been a movement to get the media to refer to them as 'evangelicals.' However the term 'evangelical' is a misleading one as many Christian sects are evangelical in nature and not all evangelical Christians have such extremem views or political agendas. Christofascist is a more descriptive term for these right-wing extremists.
James Dobson's Focus on the Family is a Christofascist hate group bent on banning abortion and opressing homosexuals.
by damncutekitty January 24, 2005
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Evangelical, semi-theocratical movement or temperment of Americans who stand against abortion, sexual education, homosexuality, science, anti-Zionism, and the separation of church and state.
Origins: In the mid-2000s, the Bush administration refined its broadly titled "War on Terror" campaign to the "Fight Against Islamofascism." This transfered the stigma of the 9/11 attacks and that carried by our enemies in the Middle East from tactics (e.g., terrorism) to policies (e.g., a Muslim caliphate). Since politically-active Evangelicals seek to at least partially theocratize America, the term "Christofascism" appeared to take advantage of the Republican rhetorical realignment.
One uses the term perjoratively when calling someone else a Christofascist. It inherently accuses its object of disloyalty to democracy; it attempts to evoke the feelings of hostility towards Middle Eastern terrorists and transfer them to Evangelicals.
When discussed generally, Christofascism is a bold label for political Evangelism but does not sling as much mud as the former usage.
Origins: In the mid-2000s, the Bush administration refined its broadly titled "War on Terror" campaign to the "Fight Against Islamofascism." This transfered the stigma of the 9/11 attacks and that carried by our enemies in the Middle East from tactics (e.g., terrorism) to policies (e.g., a Muslim caliphate). Since politically-active Evangelicals seek to at least partially theocratize America, the term "Christofascism" appeared to take advantage of the Republican rhetorical realignment.
One uses the term perjoratively when calling someone else a Christofascist. It inherently accuses its object of disloyalty to democracy; it attempts to evoke the feelings of hostility towards Middle Eastern terrorists and transfer them to Evangelicals.
When discussed generally, Christofascism is a bold label for political Evangelism but does not sling as much mud as the former usage.
Andrew: I believe that America was chosen to be God's nation, and that the Framers intended for there to be no separation of church and state.
James: Like every other Christofascist, Andrew, you want to replace our Constitution with the Bible.
Moderator: Jennifer, I know that you are working on behalf of the Socialist candidate, but I'm wondering what you expect will be the ground effort that Evangelical Republicans make this year on behalf of the Republican candidate's campaign?
Jennifer: The important thing to remember about Christofascism is that they only participate in party politics when they believe it will advance their specific agenda. If the Republican candidate only campaigns on the economy and national security, the Christofascists will not go the extra mile in terms of campaign support that they tend to go when the nominee talks about abortion, public prayer, and gay marriage.
James: Like every other Christofascist, Andrew, you want to replace our Constitution with the Bible.
Moderator: Jennifer, I know that you are working on behalf of the Socialist candidate, but I'm wondering what you expect will be the ground effort that Evangelical Republicans make this year on behalf of the Republican candidate's campaign?
Jennifer: The important thing to remember about Christofascism is that they only participate in party politics when they believe it will advance their specific agenda. If the Republican candidate only campaigns on the economy and national security, the Christofascists will not go the extra mile in terms of campaign support that they tend to go when the nominee talks about abortion, public prayer, and gay marriage.
by Dr. Octagon January 11, 2008
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Athiest: You know what, the bible actually is a load of crap
Christofascist: YOURE GOING TO HELLZ OMG. PRAISE THE LORD. ALLOW JESUS INTO YOURE LIFE PLEASE. IGNORE THE BIBLE, WELL CONTINUE TO ADD MORE TO THE BIBLE UNTIL EVENTUALLY IT ACTUALLY IS IN ALIGNMENT TO SCIENCE AND EVOLUTION. THE MORE WE KNOW THE LESS WE MAKE SENSE BUT IM GONNA SUC K GODS ASS TO GET TO HEAVEN SO I CAN NOT FUCK ANYONE FOR ALL ETERNITY. WOOO YEAHH. RELIGION MAN.
Christofascist: YOURE GOING TO HELLZ OMG. PRAISE THE LORD. ALLOW JESUS INTO YOURE LIFE PLEASE. IGNORE THE BIBLE, WELL CONTINUE TO ADD MORE TO THE BIBLE UNTIL EVENTUALLY IT ACTUALLY IS IN ALIGNMENT TO SCIENCE AND EVOLUTION. THE MORE WE KNOW THE LESS WE MAKE SENSE BUT IM GONNA SUC K GODS ASS TO GET TO HEAVEN SO I CAN NOT FUCK ANYONE FOR ALL ETERNITY. WOOO YEAHH. RELIGION MAN.
by Geoffofdoom March 12, 2009
Get the Christofascist mug.The creeping, legal erosion of constitutional rights by the acts of religious-minded government officials and Supreme Court justices that is transforming the United States into a country controlled by a minority view rather than the will of the people.
Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
by YAWA July 17, 2022
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Some will say that it’s the spreading of “hate” or “far right wing political views”. Which is false as the Bible has NOTHING to do with politics and not everything is about corrupt politics.
If anyone uses this towards you take it as a insult and disregard the conversation.
Note: Please stop spreading misinformation to fit your views.
Some will say that it’s the spreading of “hate” or “far right wing political views”. Which is false as the Bible has NOTHING to do with politics and not everything is about corrupt politics.
If anyone uses this towards you take it as a insult and disregard the conversation.
Note: Please stop spreading misinformation to fit your views.
by ThêTruth March 20, 2023
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