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Christian girl Christmas

Like #nonutnovember this is a holiday were this time girls cant master-bait. No vibrator, no finger no dildo no nothing. In the month of December you must be a cleansed christian girl.
Boy: Dang girl bend over for me
Girl: No you creep, its christian girl Christmas
by YBN Triple T December 4, 2019
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Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)
Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!
by @fuckyoubitch June 21, 2020
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Christian Grey

The so-called "love interest" from Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Grey is a manipulative abuser hiding his crimes behind a charming public persona and by pretending to be a BDSM practitioner. He tries to justify his actions by pinning the blame on his childhood and his dead mother -- who he calls a "crack whore" -- despite the fact that: she tried her best to be a good mother to him even with the environment they were living in, he was taken in by a caring and well-off family after she died and has been living a pretty good life ever since, and he's a grown man regularly surrounded by other grown adults -- including his adoptive parents -- who are in normal, healthy relationships.
by Red Vanguard March 27, 2017
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christian gentleman

1. A dying breed of decent human beings due to the fact that women hate them (see feminist).
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.
Have you thought about dating him? He's such a nice Christian gentleman.
by Kix May 4, 2004
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Christian Girl

1. Females w/ Strong faith in God.

2. Some Christian Girls are always saying they're right and that you can't go to heaven. (super religious.)
3. Some Christian girls are just into being Spiritually connected w/ God and would tell you more about their faith if you ask. (not religious/kinda nice)
4. Some just go to church cuz of their parents (they're fake.)

5. They're all different. (That's true)
6. Tend to be looked at differently due to their beliefs. (Sometimes even picked on by others)

7. Some are real hot and others are not, but who cares?!
8. Christian girls are NOT perfect.
9. True Christian girls are hard to find.
10. Christian Girls are just like anytoher girl yet different.

Not inferior or superior. Just Christian.
Guy: "Hey girl, wanna come over to my house tonight."
Christian Girl (Smart): "Ummm. I'm not like that."

Chick 1: "Her Christian Girl, why the &*( do u even believe in God?"
Christian Girl: "For many reasons most ppl don't notice. He sent His one and Only Son to die for our sins (messed up things we've done) and for us to have a chance to go to heaven and not to hell."

Teacher: "Darwin's theory... blah blah blah... we evoulutioned"
Christian Girl: "I believe that God created us."

Person: "Life is so messed up, where was God when *something* happened?"
Christian Girl: "God has always been there, He shouldn't be blamed for everything. What don't kill you make you stronger."
by SilverShadow777 November 4, 2009
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Christian Grey

( based on the novel trilogy by E.L. James):

(very offensive): a very sexually deviant individual such as doctor Hannibal Lecter, or Lavrentiy Pavlovitch Beria.
any Christian Grey you happen to know should be given a psyche eval right away.
by Uncle Dimma May 9, 2015
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Christian Grey

( based on the novel trilogy by E.L. James):

(very offensive): a very sexually deviant individual such as doctor Hannibal Lecter, or Lavrentiy Pavlovitch Beria.
any Christian Grey you happen to know should be given a psyche eval right away.
by Uncle Dimma September 19, 2015
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