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Christaliban

Member or adherent of radical rightwing Fundamentallist Christianity. Members of the Christaliban hold to extreme theocratic views and support replacing the secular constitutional government of the US with a Dominionist Christian theocracy where all non-Dominionist religions are banned and their adherents subject to state sanctioned persecution. In a Christaliban tyranny, women and gays would have no civil rights . Under the Christaliban all forms of media and art would be subject to "morality based" censorship and suppressed if deemed "objectionable". There is absolutely no difference between the former Taliban tyranny in Afghanistan and the vile tenets of the Christaliban apart from religion as both are tyrannies
Key leaders of the Christaliban include Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Donald Wildmon, Lou Sheldon, and Fred Phelps.

It has been the long standing goal of the Christaliban to impose a theocracy on America.

Despite the denials and rantings by right wing talk radio, the threat to American freedoms has never been from the Left, but the radical Right, especially the theocratic elements of the Christaliban.
by binydeamon November 30, 2010
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Christane

A beautiful caring person. Who loves everyone in the world. A person who acts silly lost of the time
Christane is a lovable person.
by Anthony_jones August 30, 2015
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Christabel-Infidel

An infidelish creature known as Christabel. She will be short and very distracting, as well as hard to ignore. Insistent, you may find it hard to shake the Christabel-Infidel once she has decided you are friends. She will be very similar to a chav.
Jennifer: Oh my God, there was a Christabel-Infidel following me around the other day.
Mollie: Maybe you should shoot yourself before it's too late.
by Infidel Number TWO. December 17, 2008
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Christance

Cute sweet girl, always nice. Hard to get a hold of. Extremely shy. Very pretty, also goofy. Hard to become friends with, only wants a few.
Christance calls herself christy
by Coke_can June 25, 2018
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Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)
"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."
by D March 29, 2004
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Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
by JackD March 20, 2005
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christabell

One of the shortest people that you will ever meet. She is loyal as a chihuahua. Fun to be around. She will randomly cut people or bite them and then when they have been defeated raise them up to the highest of their potential. She is a crazy nigga but a good nigga.
Dang man she just bite my ankle she's such a christabell
by Habitually strange May 10, 2016
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