Noun; A dirty individual, a pot head, a friendless loner, a liar, a pedaphile, a stawberry faggot, obese, evil
Adj; Dirty, Rotten Teeth, Never Bathes, Stoner, Druggie, Chronic Masturbator
Adj; Dirty, Rotten Teeth, Never Bathes, Stoner, Druggie, Chronic Masturbator
Ex 1.
Friend 1:Wow look at that disgusting homeless stoner!
Friend 2:Dude Hes a ChrisHouston!
Ex 2.
Friend 1: Ew don't play with your bottom stop being such a chrishouston
Friend 1:Wow look at that disgusting homeless stoner!
Friend 2:Dude Hes a ChrisHouston!
Ex 2.
Friend 1: Ew don't play with your bottom stop being such a chrishouston
by BreeBreeeeee December 29, 2008
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by Christonie May 16, 2018
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Chrishon
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• Chrishan
Combination of Christmas and Hanukkah
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)
in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)
in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?
Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.
Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"
(Susan Miller c 1986)
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?
Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.
Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"
(Susan Miller c 1986)
by Ed Austin January 1, 2006
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by dasNachtmahr May 14, 2008
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Their "faith" is in politics. This began when "evangelicals" in Big Religion joined forces with the party of Big Business, aka the Republican party when Reagan ran.
They represent the TV evangelist hucksters who con grandma out of her Social Security money. The wolves in sheep's clothing The Bible warns us about. Basically, the racist, hateful assholes of religion in general.
Note that it must never be capitalized except when at the beginning of a sentence.
Their "faith" is in politics. This began when "evangelicals" in Big Religion joined forces with the party of Big Business, aka the Republican party when Reagan ran.
They represent the TV evangelist hucksters who con grandma out of her Social Security money. The wolves in sheep's clothing The Bible warns us about. Basically, the racist, hateful assholes of religion in general.
Note that it must never be capitalized except when at the beginning of a sentence.
Pat Robertson is actually a chrishun leader who makes false statements constantly based on politics, not The Holy Bible.
Joel Osteen is a chrishun con artist motivational speaker who has enriched himself into being a millionaire. on the backs of the less fortunate.
Donald Trump was allegedly put in office by deplorable chrishuns.
Joel Osteen is a chrishun con artist motivational speaker who has enriched himself into being a millionaire. on the backs of the less fortunate.
Donald Trump was allegedly put in office by deplorable chrishuns.
by Puddintan3 September 4, 2017
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by Chrisonie November 2, 2017
Get the chrisonie mug.Chrishanda is a name. Beautiful on the inside and on the out. She is a very calm person who enjoy the simple things life has to offer. When been in a relationship Chrishanda is often mistaken by her partner of been a liar or someone that is not trusted, but believe it or not Chrishanda is a very well trusted person. If you are dating a Chrishanda she will stay by your side until the day you die. She will always admit when she is wrong and never takes the love of her life for granted. Chrishanda is loyal you can always talk to her in confidence. She is humble and loves her family. Chrishanda has experience difficulties in her life but she is someone who keeps moving forward and never gives up. She is smart, very Intelligent and funny. Chrishanda is a breathtaking fresh of air and will always give her last to someone in need. She is someone who loves no matter how hurt she has been in the past.
A beautiful Chrishanda
by Angeltonic September 7, 2019
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