No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.

Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012

Choking the alligator

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.

I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".

by Anymajor-dude January 14, 2015

choking kink

Someone who gets turned on by someone choking them.

Woah David don't choke CJ, they have a choking kink!

by SakuraSets March 29, 2021

Choking Trojan

First used by Brian Molko in Placebo's classic 'Commercial for Levi'. The song depicts flirtations with various illict substances, gay sex and other licentious acts. In simple terms, to 'choke trojan' is to perform oral sex on another man.

'You're the one whose always choking trojan,
You're the one who always showers golden'

by Superfly TNT October 23, 2004

choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

by G April 11, 2003

Choking the Gobbler

Act of fellatio.

How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!

by sheenium February 20, 2009

Choking the badge

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp

Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.

by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 17, 2019