n.
1. a teenager, usually male, whose wardrobe comprises Abercrombie & Fitch, Structure and American Eagle items. See also prep. Choofs, though expensively outfitted, often appear ridiculous, often because of the kitschy t-shirts and visors they wear.
2. An upper-middle class Caucasian male with delusions of rap stardom.
3. A fatuous idiot or douchebag.
v.
1. To act in a foolish or ridiculous manner. Note: the idiomatic usage "choof it up" is common.
1. a teenager, usually male, whose wardrobe comprises Abercrombie & Fitch, Structure and American Eagle items. See also prep. Choofs, though expensively outfitted, often appear ridiculous, often because of the kitschy t-shirts and visors they wear.
2. An upper-middle class Caucasian male with delusions of rap stardom.
3. A fatuous idiot or douchebag.
v.
1. To act in a foolish or ridiculous manner. Note: the idiomatic usage "choof it up" is common.
by Jayque October 16, 2003
Get the choofmug. a combination of a choade, which is a penis that is wider than it is long, and a spoof, which is like a queef, except from a dick. a choof is when a choade has a spoof.
by Kyle Peterssss March 22, 2009
Get the Choofmug. V. To jizz, throw up, and have explosive diarreha simultaneously
N. The substance left after said "choof"
N. The substance left after said "choof"
"I totally choofed all over that Alli's chest, don't ask me how I did it, but I did."
"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."
"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."
by Teabag Tipton December 9, 2008
Get the Choofmug. by graphiksguru December 13, 2006
Get the Choofmug. An onomatopoeic word that describes a basketball that gets all net on a shot. The word "swish" is gay, obviously.
Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe a Larry Bird three-pointer that hits nothing but net.
Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe a Larry Bird three-pointer that hits nothing but net.
Play-by-play man: "Larry Bird takes the in-bounds pass, dribbles right, then left, shakes Isaiah Thomas lose for fade-a-way jumper deep in the corner for three....choof."
by BeanoCook February 12, 2009
Get the Choofmug. 1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"
2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."
2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."
by ChoofAloof September 2, 2010
Get the Choofmug. 