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Choking

The experience that Duke basketball fans go through during the month of March
What the fuck Duke is choking in the tournament for the 7th year in a row.
by DUKEYSUCK March 18, 2023
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Choking

Choking is when you anticipate an incredible performance but actually fail miserably. Everyone expects you to win but you choke, you are a loser.
Reece Walsh makes his state of origin debut tonight, he will be choking. QLD players love to choke in big sporting moments.
by kalumbwc May 30, 2023
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Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 AFC Championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.
Lamar was choking in a big playoff game like always.
by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024
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What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 afc championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.
Lamar Jackson was choking in a legacy defining playoff game like always.
by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024
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Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015
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choking the nun

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."
by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012
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choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014
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