Choking

The experience that Duke basketball fans go through during the month of March

What the fuck Duke is choking in the tournament for the 7th year in a row.

Choking by DUKEYSUCK March 18, 2023

Choking

Choking is when you anticipate an incredible performance but actually fail miserably. Everyone expects you to win but you choke, you are a loser.

Reece Walsh makes his state of origin debut tonight, he will be choking. QLD players love to choke in big sporting moments.

Choking by kalumbwc May 30, 2023

Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 AFC Championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.

Lamar was choking in a big playoff game like always.

Choking by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024

Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 afc championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.

Lamar Jackson was choking in a legacy defining playoff game like always.

Choking by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.

Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

Choking Casper by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking the nun by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

choking your chicken by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014