Choklahoma

1). That state of being completely embarrassed before a large audience in which the only debate is whether you were more incompetent or simply a laughingstock.

I wanted to ask out that hot blonde at the end of the bar, but I choklahomed the chance to and she left with my friend instead.

by TexasLidig8r January 11, 2005

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

chokeahontas

Person who chokes, especially in an athletic endeavor. Person who fails in any endeavor, with some flair or bravado. Related to the fact that Pocahontas died of pneumonia, or choked to death.

"Dude, I can't believe he missed that easy shot to win the game".

"I know man, he's a real chokeahontas".

by George Schuldberg January 27, 2006

Chokeaholic

The addiction to choke people violently (drivers on the road, co-workers, sometimes small children,furry animals, family etc...)

Boss: YOUR FIRED!
John: What the fuck
Boss: "Being choked"
John: CHOKEAHOLIC

Boss: "Being choked violently"

Furry Animal heimlich maneuver

by Cap'n Morgan Crunch January 31, 2010

Shorie Chokehold

The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.

Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?

Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.

Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!

by DCJoey November 10, 2009

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020

Jellyfish in a chokehold

Holding in a very wet defacation.

dude I'm hold a wicked nasty jellyfish in a chokehold

by Lucky18 January 26, 2011