chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

by Apathy February 1, 2004

codemancer

Alias for codemonkey. A person with a rather unhealthy obsession with writing computer code.

Linus Torvalds is the main kernel codemancer!

by thinice September 3, 2007

choderant

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.

He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.

by Steve Holt March 15, 2005

Chodeband

An internet connection that is wider than it is long (see chode)

56k < isdn < broadband < chodeband

Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.

by Small Mike January 18, 2007

Chodemander

When a person with a chode opens up the end of their pee hole, so that the pee hole looks like a little mouth on a salamander.

Oh man, when I stick this Q-tip in my chode it looks like a chodemander.

by Poops Mc Gee August 6, 2008

chode man

A person who is very fat and very short. aka: a human chode.

Hey look! It's a chode man!

by ericccccc November 11, 2006

chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

by barrycheeko July 7, 2006