black chocobo

A dumbass who thinks he smokes weed and looses his girlfriend to a guy in a wheelchair.

Did you see Stephen Hawking with his girl?
Yeah man that shit was funny!

by ^_^ November 7, 2004

Black Chocobo

1) One who has no life and is obsessed by final fantasy characters, even though he does not like the series.

2) Runs a Ragnarok Online Private Server named ChocoDick RO. And sucks at the game.

3) Looses his gurlfriend to a boy in wheel-chair.

A: Hey did you hear about Black Chocobo's new Ragnarok Server?

B: Yeah...It is the worst piece of trash i have ever played.

by TehSwordsMan May 4, 2004

chocobo

A bird much like an overgrown chicken that is used for transport and racing.
Many different varieties exist in different qualities.
Yellow, Blue, Green, Black, White, and gold chocobos exist, although some require certain breeding.

Great yellow female + good yellow male=blue or green
blue+green=black
black+great yellow=gold

by llama009 December 10, 2003

feeding his chocobo

Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.

He was busy feeding his chocobo.

by John Perkins March 17, 2008

chocobo

Giant ostrich-like bird from the Final Fantasy game series. First appeared in FF II, and may appear in various colors, each color possessing a special power. Tastes great fried, and really good gravy can be made from it. Feeds a family of 12.

"I just got some KFC-- Kentucky Fried Chocobo!"

Cloud made naughty, naughty love to the cute little chocobo.

by Holy Dragon Sword May 8, 2004

Chocobo

A large birdlike creature whose lineage stems from the Wyvern. Chocobos can come in several different colours and with several different abilities. One example of this would be the Yellow and Black Chocobos.

"Hey Cecil, let's get the Black Chocobo and just FLY to see Musoya."

by NeverwaY February 15, 2004

chocobo

A bird like creature for the soul-purpose to ride from multiple of the great final fantasy games.

Kheeew KHEEEEW! Shut the fuck up chocobo!

by Scott Squires November 11, 2006