choked the shit out of her

Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock

"Dude I choked the shit out of her"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

choked up

someone who can't get their words straight and can't get them out right

chokie:um that duge..uhh i mean dude

Straight:your choked up son

by Dani Dagger March 17, 2008

choked

really angry, or speechless. usually means you're surprised and really upset/angry.

girl #1: whyd she do this to me.... im so choked
girl #2: she's a bitch, thats why

by asdfdasdf November 21, 2010

Cloaked ghost

When you try to hide an erection with your sheets but it scares whoever is in your bed anyways

When Jenny unexpectedly walked into my bedroom, she caught a glimpse of my cloaked ghost and ran shrieking down the hall.

When Sally walked into her bedroom, she cried for there was a cloaked ghost nuking her base.

by Colonel Otto von Penguin December 23, 2008

Cloaked Meat

Cloaked Meat is a situational condition that impacts those who consider themselves to be vegan, vegetarian or simply do not eat animal meat products. Cloaked Meat is when an animal meat product is either purposely or accidently placed into a food entree to be served and eaten by a non-meat eater. Cloaked Meat is most often, but not always, discovered in wraps and sandwiches that are marked as meatless or vegetarian found at catered lunch meetings and functions. The meat is considered Cloaked due to the fact that it is not readily visible to the eye and is often buried under lettuce and other customary sandwich fixings. Even more difficult to spot is Cloaked Meat in baked and cooked entrees. Cloaked Meat is usually only discovered once bitten into and most often, when already swallowed. Depending upon aversion to meat products, Cloaked Meat can result in nausea, vomiting, stomach ache and in extreme instances, massive, explosive diarrhea.

Roxy attended the office's get together for Henry's pending retirement. The company provided a lovely catered lunch which included sandwiches and wraps from a local deli. Roxy selected the sandwich marked "vegetarian wrap" since she is averse to eating animal meat products. Halfway through her sandwich and during a mid-chew and swallow, Roxy discovered that there was Cloaked Meat. Within minutes, Roxy was overwhelmed with nausea and had to leave the party. Within the hour, Roxy found herself running to the bathroom to avoid a shart and she subsequently expelled explosive diarrhea.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014

chokedabitch

Term used in social circles to describe the action of strangulation, usually associated with sexual intercourse.
Word Origin: Slang derived by upper-class citizens stemming from the commonly used words - Choked, a, and bitch

While fucking a girl in the backroom of a strip club, she asked me to choke her, so I put my dickbeaters up by her neck. Then she told me "No, really choke me". So then I chokedabitch.

by thekaji October 7, 2008

chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008