chagrin

Stephenie Meyer's pet word that she abuses regularly in her Twilight (Twatlight) "saga".

"Oh, Edward, I'm sorry...please forgive me." I didn't deserve him; he was too perfect for me. In heart-wrenching chagrin, I turned away to stop him from seeing the tears of chagrin in my chagrined eyes.

He turned my face back towards him with a velvet movement of chagrin. "Oh, Bella, my love, there is nothing to forgive!"

"But there is!" I cried in chagrin. "Oh, Edward, can't you see that I simply don't deserve you?"

"Oh, Bella, you silly girl. I love you!"

"I love you too!" I chagrined.

"Oh, Bella..." my perfect Adonis chagrined.

"Oh, Edward..." I chagrined.

"Bella..." he chagrined.

"Edward..." I chagrined.

"Bella..." he chagrined.

"Edward..." I chagrined.

by ChagrinedToDeath July 26, 2011

Pancake Choad

A very short, wide penis, resembling the shape of a pancake.

Girl 1: He pulled down his pants, and all I saw was a pancake, I just wanted to cover it in syrup and run away."

Girl 2: "You should have when you had the chance, pancake choads are a menace to society."

by pringlekid April 1, 2010

chagd

Originally a curious abbreviation of the word chagrined, the word 'Chagd' has the same meaning ie utter devastation
It originated in Manchester.

Luke: "Oh no Steve!"
Steve: "What?"
Luke: "You've gone and pulled a bad munter again"
Steve: "Chagd"
Luke: "Im chagd for ya mate"

by Nathaniel Bones September 28, 2006

chaag

It's pronounced, "chaghg". The double "a" is included in the word, "as".
It refers to vomiting.

Last night, I had a really bad migraine(headache)and I chaaged in toilet.

by KAWF October 4, 2008

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.

Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.

by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009

Choach & Chops

When a man can only grow sideburns not long enough to touch the chin hair.

"Yo, did you see Todd can finally grow a full beard? It's not just Choach & Chops!!"

Sometimes Manuel cries because he can only grow Choach & Chops.

by Tripple Nipple Tittie Twisters November 10, 2017

Chaguay

Lovable people; Unknown origin. Beautiful, reserved, well-educated and good mannered people. Usually sophisticated and always looks good in the fashion world with both good style and great brands.

nothing beats a Chaguay

by J.Hender October 15, 2013