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chlamydia

An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.
Mike mahana = chlamydia
by BitterRebound July 16, 2014
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Chlamydia frat bro

Guys who wear boat shoes, short khaki or colored shorts, and button up shirts. With the side swiped hair and sometimes a backwards ball cap. They travel in packs and spend their summers wasting daddy's money and spreading chlamydia. I.e. Harry styles
"Hey, look at that pack of guys over there. They look like they belong on a fishing show"

"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."
by AlexaBlake June 16, 2017
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Chlamidiot

A person who contracts chlamydia or another STD while being an idiot and not using protection.
a person who has unprotected sex with multiple partners, and develops chlamydia is a Chlamidiot
by My buddies a chlamidiot February 8, 2010
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Chlamydity

A measurable level of the severity of one's chlamydia.
Tim's chlamydity level was over 300 because he was too chatchy to go to a doctor.
by Dimebagduhrell December 13, 2017
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An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.
"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"
by sjd76 December 25, 2013
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Clamydious

when something is so ill, you start to wonder whether or not it's infected with chlamydia.
My brother is such a legend. He's so clamydious.

The skateboarder was so sick, the local kids started referring to him as a "clamydiosity"
by brunther February 28, 2023
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Chlamydia Shorts

Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.
That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.
by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014
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