Fried chicken and rice and pea. These food items are never paid for, always stolen, because as everyone knows "chimp no need pay mon".
Chimp in takeaway: me wan' fried chicken and rice and pea mon.
Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.
Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.
Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009
Get the Chimp Food mug.Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."
WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.
by running out of patience February 24, 2009
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Frankenword combining "chimp" (in reference to George W Bush, aka Chimpy McFlightsuit) and "impeachment".
If a chimpeachment were to occur, GWB would be charged "with improper conduct in office before a proper tribunal", and possibly thrown out of office.
If a chimpeachment were to occur, GWB would be charged "with improper conduct in office before a proper tribunal", and possibly thrown out of office.
"50% of Americans Support Chimpeachment"
Nothing changes unless we remove the chimp. Chimpeachment is the only answer to saving this nation from the thugs of the KKKarl Rove administration.
(examples taken from the web)
Nothing changes unless we remove the chimp. Chimpeachment is the only answer to saving this nation from the thugs of the KKKarl Rove administration.
(examples taken from the web)
by New Marquis de Carabas November 28, 2007
Get the chimpeachment mug.The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.
Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018
Get the Chimpanzee Choke mug.A clip chimp is a Twitch user who creates and shares out-of-context clips from a streamer's channel. Clip chimps often share their clips on Reddit, Twitter, and other social media sites, hoping to embarrass streamers and gain karma.
In 2018, Twitch launched a feature called Clip Champs. Twitch users can earn Clip Champ status by clipping and sharing videos from a streamer's channel. After the user's clips get enough views, they are named a Clip Champ for that channel.
Surprising no one, many Twitch users immediately sought out the easiest way to earn Clip Champ status. Often, this involved either spamming poor quality clips or deliberately clipping and sharing moments that, when viewed out-of-context, made a streamer look ridiculous. The Twitch community eventually coined the term clip chimp to describe these absurd, status-seeking users.
In 2018, Twitch launched a feature called Clip Champs. Twitch users can earn Clip Champ status by clipping and sharing videos from a streamer's channel. After the user's clips get enough views, they are named a Clip Champ for that channel.
Surprising no one, many Twitch users immediately sought out the easiest way to earn Clip Champ status. Often, this involved either spamming poor quality clips or deliberately clipping and sharing moments that, when viewed out-of-context, made a streamer look ridiculous. The Twitch community eventually coined the term clip chimp to describe these absurd, status-seeking users.
"Holy wow, look how many clips SpamGuy has created!
"Ah, yeah, he's a total clip chimp. I don't understand it."
"Ah, yeah, he's a total clip chimp. I don't understand it."
by PepeLurk August 23, 2021
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Get the chimpfucker mug.Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.
by Kc_canine February 24, 2009
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