A small, performance enhancing chip implanted in the brains of all St. Louis Cardinals players upon joining the Cardinals organization which turns ordinary players and players well beyond their prime into forces of baseball destruction. In most cases, when leaving the Cardinals organization the chip is removed and the player once again becomes ordinary but in some cases the chip has left in and a receives a new 'sabotage' signal from the Cardinals organization.
Kyle Lohse played parts of 7 seasons in Major League baseball and never posted an ERA better than 4.18, with 5 seasons of an ERA 4.50 or higher. In 2008 he signed a free-agent contract with the Cardinals, had his Satan chip implanted, and since then has posted 3 seasons with a 3.78 ERA or better, including going 16-3 with a 2.86 ERA in 2012.
by OCBrooks October 8, 2012
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Korean Media has labelled Kim Taehyung aka BTS V as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. BTS V well known for his “ethereal visuals” has become a favorite in the advertising world. BTS V boasts a variety of charms with his appearance and is an advertising genius. His ethereal visuals and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.
Korean Media has labelled Kim Taehyung aka BTS V as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. BTS V well known for his “ethereal visuals” has become a favorite in the advertising world. BTS V boasts a variety of charms with his appearance and is an advertising genius. His ethereal visuals and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.
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when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can
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Well there’s nothing but scraps left in this bag of tortilla chips. Will you hand me the salsa? I see chip cereal in my future.
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His music is most appreciated when playing Call of Duty or Scrabble.
He was on Fairly OddParents.
His music is most appreciated when playing Call of Duty or Scrabble.
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Get the Chipi mug.A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.
*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.
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