drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.

"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006

chirpse

To flirt with someone

some guy off the train was chirpsin me the other day

by QueenB January 3, 2005

Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008

Chipper nipper

A young lady with perky nipples.

Well... the sun never came out at the beach today, but at least we got to see some chipper nippers!

by Conman_92 February 20, 2017

Chippenham

A town in Wiltshire. From the estates of Pewsham in the east, the red light district up Station Hill and Cepen Park in the west, the place is full of old people and chavs but still generally nice place to live.

I live in Chippenham!

by RoryCox94 March 23, 2011

Chirpse

Noun that can refer to both the act of flirting with the intent of something more, and the mission to flirt with intent and succeed. It differs from mere flirting, which is common between friends and colleagues, because one only chirpses someone who they fancy or are attracted to.
Verb: chirpsin or chirpsing

''mate go and chirpse that well fit bird''
''he is defo on the chirpse tonight''

by jbails11 May 3, 2013

chipple

n. a term of art invented by comedy writers at NBC in NYC for the perfunctory praise one adds prior to criticizing someone, typically as means to indicate affection for the target of criticism.

Rosa is of course a wonderful person, incredibly smart, and we all love her; but that poem of her's is awful. (Equivalent to:)
Chipple; Rosa's poem is awful.

by ydfyce October 16, 2019