a place that fucks out chips and burgers QUICK. often on nights out, one might vomit outside a chipper, go in, eat, vomit outside again and then return to your home preparing for a terrible hangover.
by lunatic_man July 31, 2011
One who enjoys the art of plugging away at something until they have succeeded against all the odds.
Steve is at the pub and spots a hot chick on the dance floor. He approaches her and askes her to come home with him and is denied. Feeling really down he goes off and gets her a triple burbon and coke and gets his mate to give it to her. She drinks it, and then he approaches her again. This time she throws her arms and legs around him and says yes, take me know handsome prince. Nice work chipper!!!
by C-Ali February 20, 2007
by Greg8891 November 04, 2007
by The Finer Definer June 02, 2003
The male consumes large quantities of deep fried greasy food preferably a King Rib and a Cheese ‘N’ Burger supper with a few pickled onions thrown in for good measure, a few hours later and with a massive turd brewing the male should insert a clear tube from his ass to the other end that is gaffer taped to his girlfriends mouth. When hes ready to shit begins to smear brown sauce and sarsons brown vinegar onto her minge whilst shagging her arse! In true Scottish Style must be wearing jimmy hats and a kilt towel and swigging from a bottle buckie while pummelling his burd In a smelly run down council flat!! When he’s ready to shoot his muck he bursts into ‘Och Aye the noo Jimmy’ or 'You'll never take our freedom'
You know that rank bird Chantelle? Well I went round to her stinking council flat in Pilton and let her have 'The Chipper' big style! She'll be picking bits of cheese 'N' Burger oot her teeth for days!
by The Sweaty Jock August 18, 2009