salmonella chinstrap

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.

Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.

by J-hem May 24, 2019

Amish Chinstrap

Noun - 1 - Beard that goes down your sideburns, across your face, and back to your other sideburn. Usually long and worn by the amish.
2 - When you rest your balls across the chin of your "enemy" so they spread over the lower chin part of the person.

Amish chinstrap, its all i can say

by Vaskinator June 15, 2006

Ruby red chinstrap

The act of dipping your chin in a bloody vagina during cunnilingus. The result is a blood chin strap

Paul gets a ruby red chinstrap monthly from his wife Merideth, they kink like that.

by cmav October 11, 2008

Salty chinstrap

The act of blowing a load in such that in wraps from ear and around the mouth and jaw.

""Man the skin around my lips sure feels smooth after that salty chinstrap you gave me last night""

by JayLe90 September 18, 2017

Russian Chinstrap

When a man lays his scrotum on someone’s chin, and the recipient spreads the scrotum tightly over their chin towards their ears.

Frank gave me a Russian Chinstrap.

It’s easier than getting a Russian Chinstrap!

by Poopmagnet September 10, 2021

Shapiro Chinstrap

The aftermath of someone dedicating on someone else’s face and that person wearing it like a beard or chinstrap

That scene were the guy was wearing a Shapiro Chinstrap almost made me hurl.

by ShapChin January 25, 2022

Toupee with chinstrap

A woman Too much bush and not enough bikini. Aka smuggling Chewbacca in her panties.

Did that woman on the beach. She was sporting a Toupee with chinstrap.

by The Anomalous February 20, 2024