Chipstack Reversal

The phenomenon that nearly ALWAYS occurs while playing poker - usually Texas No-Limit Hold'em - at the final table in online pokersites where the shortstack (almost out of the game) and the bigstack (chip leader) positions swap.

This usually will happen with only 4 or 5 seats left in the game and quite often results with the former bigstack knocked out of the game in the 4th or 5th position while the former shortstack will go on to take 2nd position or even the WIN.

In a sit and go, a Chipstack Reversal is usually directly associated with the 'bubble' - last unpaid seat in a tournament/sit and go.

'You're the chipleader on the bubble, Freddie. Watch out for the Chipstack Reversal.'

by ORD Ellis March 6, 2007

chimpanzano

A chimpanzano is a person that has had half a lasagnae for lunch.

That chimpanzano is such a fucking re-tarded bastard and I think I will eat the other half of the lasagnae

by -MUG- June 9, 2007

Chumpstart

The act of placing ones flacid penile shaft into a women's vaginal crevice to achieve an erection to further continue in the pleasureful act known as "sex" successfully and proudly.

Ladies and gentlemen Chumpstart your engines

by georgekic November 30, 2010

Chimostache

A creepy mustache that makes a person looke like a child molester. This word is a portmanteau of 'chimo' and 'mustache'. The word 'chimo' itself is a portmanteau of the words 'child' and 'molester'

I saw an awesome chimostache the guy getting out of that van.

by pjb8484 August 8, 2009

Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway

It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)

Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#

Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!

Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#

by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010

Chumpstin von der cock

used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

chimpanzoo

A fierce monkey with a white butt.

You're such a freakin chimpanzoo!!!

by Jill Cacho August 18, 2006