Childbirth 

The one thing that turns me on.

Friend: What do you do friday?
Me: Me? Nothing just watching childbirth again.

Childbirth by Fatgreasymcnuggets April 2, 2019

childbirth dump 

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

childbirth dump by jenou April 20, 2007

Chainsaw Childbirth 

When a woman is cut open to have a baby removed directly from the uterus instead of giving birth through the vaginal canal. A more derogatory term for 'C-section'.

My little sister was so big that my mom had to have a chainsaw childbirth to get her out of there.

Chainsaw Childbirth by DementedGlitch April 23, 2014

reverse childbirth 

It’s when someone shoves their head inside the vagina and the whole head goes through

Damn she’s probably so wide open that I can preform reverse childbirth on her

reverse childbirth by Zora36 September 3, 2019

child birth 

when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine

its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth

child birth by k man 007 January 30, 2009

child birth 

When u succ ur bumhole so hard your partner gives birth through their nose.

Wow child birthat is great.

child birth by Doggylicker69 February 26, 2018

Child Birth 

Sexually transmitted ugliness

Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth

Child Birth by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018