chid

When you fart and shit your pants and it fucking stinks.

Uh oh, I think i just chid

by poop pooass January 28, 2020

Chid

A pubic hair that you find in your foreskin (can be greasy). Originates from Chidlow Tav (cold beers).

*has itchy PP*
Ted: I think I have a chid
Mike: pick it then
*picks chid*
Mike: damn that’s one greasy chid
Ted: smells kind of vulgar

by DankWetFart March 1, 2020

chid

the sound that a chode makes

man that was a huge chid

by the chid July 30, 2006

chid

A young skid. likely to be found sitting on downtown sidewalks.

-damn nigga, that eleventeen year old child you banged last night was whack...
-yeah man, she was a chid. I should have used a jimmy hat

by BigJamesJohnson December 7, 2003

chid

Sorry about my misspelling below. Its chide.

A chide is a needle dick.

by cartman5000 August 5, 2004

Chid

How a person with a speaking disorder says shit

He dropped a glass vase. Oh chid!

by kinetics826 October 26, 2014

Chid

(n.) child + kid.

NOT in a sexual way but a playful (or silly) term of endearment; platonic

Get the dog off the stove, chid! Damn it...

by I'm going to regret this June 14, 2018