Cheester

An immortal baby raccoon born on April 8th, 1k16, making him an Aries. Cheester is a derivative of Chester from the classic kids book The Kissing Hand, but is cooler, funnier, loves Frappe Al Pacinos, and is a big fan of Joe Biden. Only speaks in the third person.

Cheester is upset because cheester couldn’t meet joe biden

by CHEESTER123456takeoff April 10, 2022

Cheesoning

A combination of cheese and seasoning. To flavor food with cheese. Most fitting for processed cheese.

"These potatoes are bland. They need to be cheesoned a bit."

"Eww, you need to add some cheesoning to this naked burger."

by briedinger June 2, 2009

cheestabator

A man that puts his dick in the holes of swiss cheese

Daniel Chamney is such a cheestabator

by spud0610 April 11, 2014

CheeseTrapped

Like a mouse trap but involving a male and female. The trap representing child support and the cheese being the vagina, the mouse or male comes and gets trapped with child support fee's.

Did you hear ???? got cheesetrapped? Chick said she was on the pill when she wasnt, he gonna get trapped under them child support bills.

by Mr.CheeseTrapper May 19, 2017

cheeso

Old pikey word for "Shut up" or "Keep quiet"

Farmer: I don't know where all my firewood has gone!
Pikey Son: Dad, isn't that the wood you sto-
Pikey Dad: CHEESO!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 28, 2005

cheesetits

1 - A friendly term between males often used when answering the phone

2 - A nasty thing to call your missus if you want to annoy her but not get in too much trouble, implying she doesnt wash the area under her breasts

not to be confused with chesstits

caller 1 "hello this is caller 1"
caller 2 "alright cheesetits howz it going?"

girl "please can you help me with the housework all you seem to do theses days is drink"

boy "i'd drink a hell of a lot less if you didnt have cheesetits"

by cheesemonkeysnutz August 5, 2006

Cheesetooth

Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.

Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)

Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!

by BirdMamma December 12, 2010