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Joe Cheeseman

Joe Cheeseman are one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet, although he gets bored very easy and can unintentionally cause a lot of hurt to a significant other in a relationship when they end things. They are amazing at football and have an immaculate jawline. They're great listeners and like to help people who are upset. They often have very many friends and are very popular. Some times they lie a lot to get out of trouble and end up regretting it once they see it hurt someone they care about.
yeah my ex is Joe Cheeseman, he was good whilst it lasted but he lies a lot.
by welefatal March 19, 2024
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Cheesebag

A term used to describe a member of Pest Control Humor Depot (PCHD), a Facebook group of pest control professionals.
The term came about when a member wanted to come up with a word that would be an identifier in the wild.
Derived from the meme "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags," which is a product sold to store blocks of cheese that is purported to extend their freshness.
"Make sure you Cheesebags follow the label directions!"
"The weather is crap. Stay safe out there, Cheesebags!"
by PCHD Overlord March 7, 2023
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Peruvian Cheesecake

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.
Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.
by Carpetmuncher. October 9, 2013
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death by cheesecake

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.
Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019
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power cheesecake

Cooking Term. Dominant cheesecake. While a cheesecake is usually submissive to his chef, a power cheesecake enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the preparation, the normally dominant activity in cooking. Power cheesecakes supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best flavor.)
Golly, that power cheesecake sure put up a fight, but I finally stuck it in the oven, if you know what I mean.
by #therealsoup November 16, 2014
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Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012
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