CHUCKNUT

Shit collects in small round pellets in ass hair and becomes handy projectile when harvested.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Checkout Charity Ambush

Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?

John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?

Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!

by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013

checkunt

Another past tense word for checking, but used for people.

“Oh, I had just checkunt”

by DeluxeEdition June 20, 2021

ninja checkout

A ninja checkout is when you check out of a hotel but don't actually leave the room and bank on the delay between the checkout and the maids coming to clean.

Cody did a ninja checkout so we could finish packing up.

by DankChineseCartoons June 4, 2017

Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines

"If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."

Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."

by QuacksO October 31, 2019

Late checkout

After you smoke a joint and start sobering up, smoke a cigarette which will give you extra buzz and prolong the time of staying at different dimension.

Yo, dude, I am still a bit high but let's go for a late checkout.

by KrolikRu May 30, 2018

Czechoslovakian Checkout

Leaving a hotel without saying goodbye to the people you are sharing a room with. Like an Irish Goodbye, but in a hotel format.

Person 1: Think we should wait for them to get back to the room?

Person 2: Nah, let's get the f*ck outta here. Time for a Czechoslovakian Checkout.

Person 1: Word.

by butchasound December 7, 2009