Cockmare

A nightmare about cocks, in which the dreamer doesn't wish to be dreaming about cocks. However in his/her deepest most inner desires lusts the cock, wants the cock, needs the cock. Most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their sexuality.

Jimmy: "I had the most terrible dream last night, there were cocks everywhere, they were after me... I couldn't get away from them... I was scared but at the same time it was thrilling."

Beth: "Jimmy sounds like you just had your first cockmare."

by RBoostin June 21, 2010

Checkmate

What you say when someone has been burnt/roasted. When there's just no coming back, and they have nothing to say in reply. There are no moves remaining.

Sid: Chris, would you mind using at least one of your two brains cells to help me out here?
Chris: aTleAsT I hAvE a BrAiN.
Rithana: Ooof, checkmate.

by SiddyBoo May 30, 2020

CHECKMATED

A word you say to someone when you've won or outsmarted them.

James: You knew I liked her and you kiss her!?

John: hahaha you've been CHECKMATED

by Caleb Cummins March 14, 2022

checkuary

The period one spends writing checks with last year's number on them before you become acclimated, aka sober up. (Soon to be archaic as checks are becoming far less common)

Hey, honey, I wrote another check today with this month but showed last year on it. Another example of checkuary!

by debnglen January 12, 2008

Checkmate

To turn up to a friend's house uninvited. Since you have travelled all the way there, they feel obliged to invite you in.

Tom: Dick is being boring, I don't think he'll want us to come round.
Harry: Let's just turn up, then he'll be in checkmate.

by mpithytmc January 19, 2019

checkered

A pattern that is often associated with ska music. It originated in 2-tone ska from the 70's and 80's in bringing together blacks and whites. Also stupid scenesters wear it not even knowing it means to be against racial segregation.

Yo man check it. I got some checkered shoes! Lets put some tunes on and start skanking!

by skammunist 22 October 26, 2005

Checkmate

Checkmate is use to solidify your opinion and/or argument.

Mom: Why can’t you just do your chores!? It’s not that hard, and you’d have less to do if you just started!

Me: WELL! It’s not that easy! I’m retarded. So, CHECKMATE!

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Cred: Drew and Her Mom.

by Jmart.z November 24, 2019