Chatham Pocket

The anus. Slang term used in the Medway towns of Kent in south-east England (the Medway towns perhaps have the worst reputation of any in the county, and Chatham is definitely the least desirable of them). The term derives from the local criminals' tendency to smuggle cigarettes, lighters and drugs into the police cells, by secreting them in their anuses. Chatham criminals are so notoriously inept that the local police believe they know they will get caught, and consequently have to prepare for a stay in the cells by smuggling their home comforts in their "Chatham pocket".

I lifted that idiot lad again for swiping CDs from the market. No doubt he's brought everything he needs in his Chatham pocket.

by markrp October 21, 2010

Chakam 📸

Is a movement started by the Chakam President Oma which simply means bringing violence to the people.

There's violence brewing somewhere let me go and Chakam 📸

by Hop3syebaaa April 10, 2021

Chatake

Overdramatic and genuinely disrespectful

Ayush is a chatake.

by hottiedude April 13, 2022

Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.

Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.

by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009

chatanova

a casanova (womanizer) only over chat; usually lacks the confidence to hit on women in person.

Guy to a nerd: Dude, you're such a chatanova.. you only flirt and talk to women on chat!

by the dark knight returns August 14, 2009

chateau blanc

"White Castle" translated into french. Used to trick your date into thinking they'll be given the "wine and dine" experience when you're really planning on offering cheap, greasy onion rings. Might work to your advantage if your date has a sense of humor.

I told her I was gonna take her to chateau blanc. The look on her face was priceless as we walked into white castle, overdressed for the occasion, and ordered a crave case.

by shaggyDA November 14, 2011

Chaikao

A chaikao is an animal that resembles an ox mixed with a jungle rat and weighs approximately 80 pounds. They are 1 foot high and 2 feet long. They are strong, terrible creatures that will tear off your nee caps and damage your lungs if you come near their babies (Chaikousourisings). They live in city sewers - especially in New York. They are very fast, nocturnal animals. Sometimes if you see a shadow wisp by, it was probably a Chaikao.

"Why u coming at my friends like a chaikao?" "Dare u disturb my slumber?! How I ought to be a chaikao all day now..."

by Chonklebootybook July 20, 2021