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Chasing Dolphins

There are a bunch of fish in the sea... Out of all of them, a man should always go for the dolphins.. or a girl that is a 10/10. But sometimes you get stuck with a tuna. (Not hot girl)
Guy 1: Hey bro, are you looking to date any girls?

Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.

Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.
by RationalMan March 29, 2013
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Cheating haxxor faggot

A title given for having so much of an adavntage during a any kind of encounter that it feels like cheating.
On one hand you have hedcliff: master of the divine blade. With a defense so impregnable, its earmed him the distinguished title of "Cheating Haxxor Faggot". SAO ABRIDGED EP: 09
by Micro managment January 16, 2021
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Closet Cheating

Basically, it's when a cheater who uses any third-party software to get an avantage on a game, but instead of blatantly cheating, they will try to completely hide the fact that they're cheating. Most typically found in the DMG+ Levels in Counter Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking.
Legit #1: yo this guy is sketchy as fuck
Legit #2: he's cheating.
Cheater: i'm not hacking.
Cheater's friend: he isn't hacking dude.
Cheater #2: This kid is fucking closet cheating. And he's actually really bad at hiding it too.
by Vinyl_TF2 May 22, 2017
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chasing turdbeams

When someone has what they think is a genius idea but it is far from it.
Getting his Masters Degree in Business did not eradicate his lifelong talent for chasing turdbeams.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Chasing Chad

Chasing Chad* (or Chad chasing*) is when women pursue handsome, wealthy, emotionally unavailable men in a attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy) while simultaneously friend-zoning emotionally available candidates that register lower on the affluence / looks scales.

Chads use the chaser for sex, dump her, and then move on to other women. The chaser never learns and repeats the cycle, called "riding the merry-go-round"*. The Chad Chaser eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".

*terms coined by men's advice YouTuber "33 Secrets".
She is so busy Chasing Chad, she is going to find herself single and childless. She would do well to hop off the merry-go-round and settle down.
by Run.Forrest.Run January 25, 2022
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Fresh coating

When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.
I received a fresh coating yesterday and I still smell the good ol' crest today.
by Mintchris January 2, 2019
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netflix cheating

Netflixing a TV series with your spouse/friends/significant other, and watching episodes while the other party is out. This creates the awkward situation where you have to decide if the other party now has to watch episodes by themselves, or skip ahead to catch up.
Sorry babe, I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." Do you think you'll have time to catch up before we watch it together tomorrow? I know, I'm totally netflix cheating.
by garret.hamann August 11, 2010
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