Chard

A 14-25 year old african-american individual. So named for the color of their skin, as in the left over meat on a grill after cooking. Can be used as a term of indearment or as a racial slur.
"Yea man, I actully got some dank bud from a chard for once."

"Those damn chards always stand right in the middle of the hallway and act like monkeys!"
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Aimee's phone is so charded
by Aimee and Joe November 19, 2005
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Chard

A dick not quite as small as a Chode, But also not quite the size of a normal Dick either, for it is somewhere in between.
My gf said i had a chode, but its obviously a chard, but size doesn't even matter anyway.

Shut up you fucking chard.
by PapaChard November 02, 2018
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Long, narrow penis. Antonymous with chode
Mary recoiled in disgust when Jim revealed his chard. She then proceeded to laugh and humiliate him.
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Kristi: "Wow, look at that little boy. His eye is askew."
Nadin: "What a chard!"
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Chewing Tobacco, skoal, grizzly, stokers
Want to pack a chard real quick?
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To show someone up at something.
To brag consistantly about something you have done.
To walk around in a wife beater/shirt off.
To make yourself sound better with lies or false statements.
To belittle someone to make yourself feel better.
To fish for complements.
Mike: "Man I really want to learn how to backflip"

Dave: "Oh yeh? Well its super easy, I can do it in my sleep."

Mike: "Dude stop charding it!"
by Man Bear September 02, 2009
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