Champax

When somebody feels like a champion in everyday life but nobody around you recognizes or acknowledges your are.

ie: You think your a winner when your not.

Normally a champax is observed by others

Brad is a champax; he feels like a winner when

hes not.

Hi Champax - referring to someone you can see feels like a champion when they're not.

by pornzi July 30, 2019

champagne creamer

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened

Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer

by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015

Street Champagne

Mammalian urine, that through the process of either natural fermentation, or the use of a Sodastream, has become carbonated.

My boy Matt got wasted on some hooker's cocaine laced Street Champagne. He said those bubbles tickled his nose and anus.

by OG-FireDave December 19, 2021

James Chapeaux

A synonym for a jimmy hat. This term is often used at haughty universities such as Vanderbilt. Elitist private institutions of learning much prefer this proper noun over the more commonly used words uttered by the laborer hordes.

I always don a James Chapeaux when I'm laying pipe after a wine and cheese social.

by Silly Games January 18, 2010

Champagne Supernova

A wonderful song by the Oasis; from 1996.

I Love Love Love Champagne Supernova by Oasis!

by Starchylde June 2, 2016

champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.

"Dave told me he's a socialist the other day"

"ha, yeah, a champagne socialist more like. Have you seen his new iphone?"

by Jaqen H'gar January 11, 2015

champagne confetti

jeon jungkook's own way of saying making dat pussay SQUIRT

you won't regret me. CHAMPAGNE CONFETTI :3 i wanna see it in motion, in 3d

by eunkoo September 28, 2023