Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.

The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.

by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014

Chaotic Vibes

A group of teens that are both chill and very much insane.

Some kid: Hey who are they?
Some other kid: Oh that's Chaotic Vibes

Chaotic Vibes: I will punt you into the sun
Also Chaotic Vibes: Let's go to the mall and just hang out and eat pretzels.

by Skys_Cha0s April 30, 2021

chaotic chaotic

Chaotic chaotic is a lot like chaotic neutral where they will reject commands and rules but instead of doing things for the good or bad of others they’ll do things in spite of people and to cause complete chaos they also take control of many situations just to “de-rail” them and watch it all burn. People who are described as “chaotic chaotic” seem to have an unnatural infatuation with fire and sharp objects they are usually not the people you want to give a lighter to. But chaotic chaotic people are not “evil” but also aren’t “good” or “neutral” they tend to not stay out of a situation and if angered tend to be excessively violent. Be careful they will sometimes be described as a loose cannon or wild card. Don’t mess with them because they have short tempers and can turn a crowd against you in a second. It’s a good idea to get on ones good side because they will defend their friends relentlessly even risking their own lives.

Hey that guy over there is chaotic chaotic keep him away from fire!

by Itikio August 15, 2019

Uncle Chapstick

A hot ass mother fucker that keeps it lit by slow chapping his beautifully lucious lips nice and easy. He chaps it so nice you'll always come back for more!

Jack: Did you see Uncle Chapstick slow chap the clam the other day?

Jil: it was the most glorious chapping of my life!

by QueenOfCakes June 16, 2017

Cherry Chapstick

When a girls clit is so red and sensitive from just being eaten out. It can only happen when it’s so good that her legs shake and she might even squirt.

Bro her cherry chapstick last night was the best.

by 1969lover January 26, 2021

Cherry Chapstick

A red and enlarged clit, due to sexual stimulation.

"I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick," said Katy.

by a funky little lesbian September 8, 2020

chaoticism

Noun. The state of being chaotic or unruly.

Obstreperousness is tantamount to chaoticism.

by Komodo June 17, 2004