Champaign Socialist

A person who espouses socialist ideals while enjoying a wealthy and luxurious lifestyle usually on their parents dime in a gentrified area. Will often use dog whisltes such as "low info" to talk about minorities who don't worship Bernie Sanders.

Leave it to champaign socialists to try and turn BLM about anything other than race. Did they miss the "Black" part of it?

by Bernie'sRapeEssay July 31, 2020

champaigne room

Where no sex takes place, no matter what a stripper tells you.

"There is no sex in the champaigne room" - Chris Rock

by Rshizzle April 16, 2008

champagine cork

a solid pice of shit blocking up pressureised diarrea that when shat out is followed by said diarrea.

i got a major champagine cork last night.

by mutantlizard October 17, 2009

Chamagination

To have a very vivid imagination of Chamron.

-Yo, I heard you think of Chamron a lot?
-I have a very vivid chamagination.

by Chamy Whamy January 3, 2021

Shampaggin

n.

1. the combination of drinking champagne and sexual intercourse
2. The pronunciation of "champagne" by Zaph Branagan of Futurama.

Boy: Can I interest you in some "shampaggin?"

Girl: Why yes! I'd love some champagne.

by Kif3000 December 6, 2010

Champagning

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.

Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches

by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 18, 2011

champagged

The act of being sprayed by the contents of a champagne bottle under pressure either as the bottle is being uncorked or shaken.

Vince was soaked after being champagged by Joel on the beach.

by miguelito77 November 25, 2013