Chavalanche

A group of chavs. (otherwise known as pikeys, townies, scums of the earth etc.) Often a group that is following a regular person, nerd, emo or even lesser chav in order to inflict physical pain upon that person.

Can also be used when walking towards a group of chavs.

Ben: Uh-oh! Chavalanche!

Peri: We were totally bunned by a chavalanche last week.

by Chriso2989 November 15, 2006

chamance

A bromance for chaps.

Chap, "Here's a bowl of sponge and custard for you.". Headchap, "Thank you Chap, I value our chamance more than anything."

by HeadChap December 19, 2013

Chavalanche

A large group of chavs. Chavs have adapted to a pack mentality and therefore move in groups of common stupidity. The word is a combination of Chav and Avalanche.

“Wow, it’s so scenic and quiet here”
“Not for much longer. There’s a chavalanche approaching”

by No hetero June 11, 2018

chairlance

Balancing act performed on chair

The chair was in chairlance because it was balanced.

by IngzominaDeficency April 14, 2021

Clambulance

A woman sits on a man’s face whilst he mimics the sound of an ambulance

Last night I gave her the good ole’ clambulance

by Sussksss August 30, 2022

timothee chamalangabingbong

Florence Pugh's nickname to our dear Timmy boy. It is one of our true favorite nicknames for Timothee Chamalet.

Hey, did you see that Timothee Chamalangabingbong guy over there? Yeah, he's super cool.

by lokichokey April 13, 2022

Clambulance

For injured molluscs

I found a dehydrated scallop at the beach, so I called a clambulance.

by SqueekD October 22, 2011