A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.
******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********
-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984
******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********
-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984
by ParishRoad July 16, 2018
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Friend 1: Yo, don’t jump off the balcony, you might miss the pool!
Friend 2: Fuck it man, YOLO!
Friend 1: You’re crazy!
Friend 2: Chalua!!!
Friend 2: Fuck it man, YOLO!
Friend 1: You’re crazy!
Friend 2: Chalua!!!
by ChodeMuncher45 February 26, 2019
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• chalsamole
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• chalant
• challah
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• Chalan
• chalapathi
• Challas
• Chalanting
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Get the chansaw mug.Pleasingly graceful and stylish in appearance or manner. Derives from the perfection that is Timothée Chalamet.
"Max, does this top look Chalamet enough for the Harry Styles concert or should I take it up a notch?"
by mamadoody April 19, 2020
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"Ugh I'm so done with these boys, none of them are like Timmy."
"Antonia, I think you're chalametsexual!"
"Antonia, I think you're chalametsexual!"
by Cherryapplepop June 16, 2020
Get the chalametsexual mug.Chalga is a noise peaty similar to the noise that an old farmer makes after consuming a gallon of Rakia combined with the popular village meal – Bean with weenie. The recipe of that meal is known only by the most enlightened and noble villagers such as Granma Pena, Aunty Guna etc. One of the main ingredients of that meal is garlic (don’t ask me how I got to this). So, the combination of that food, drink and the old fat farmer is equal to the chalga singer and those noises that I mentioned earlier. The only difference is that when the farmer opens his mouth to share the noise with the world, is with a smell of death weasels and when the chalga singer opens her mouth the smell is like a, lets say, a mixture of a drunken lad’s copulating organ and fake perfume “Prada” bought from the popular perfume maker Hasan who owns a store at the “Ilienci” mall.
The look of a chalga singer is very complicated mix of silicon, enormous quantity of make up and lest not forget the main thing – the black thong worn under a white trouser or skirt (depend on the stage that the singer performs its noise) and a red brassiere (most of the time 2-3 times smaller that the breast size) hiding only the nipples of the singer.
*Fans of that music are necessary to have the following items: WV Golf 2 (black with PK registration plate), chain from the flusher of the WC stolen from his grandmothers flat in Fakulteta and worn on the neck, white towel socks, flip floppers Abidas, trainer pans (called Anzung), black lather jacket and wet thank with undefined colour and origin. It is also essential to have at least one fake golden tooth.
*The above definition varies depending on the region, nationality and age of the person.
The look of a chalga singer is very complicated mix of silicon, enormous quantity of make up and lest not forget the main thing – the black thong worn under a white trouser or skirt (depend on the stage that the singer performs its noise) and a red brassiere (most of the time 2-3 times smaller that the breast size) hiding only the nipples of the singer.
*Fans of that music are necessary to have the following items: WV Golf 2 (black with PK registration plate), chain from the flusher of the WC stolen from his grandmothers flat in Fakulteta and worn on the neck, white towel socks, flip floppers Abidas, trainer pans (called Anzung), black lather jacket and wet thank with undefined colour and origin. It is also essential to have at least one fake golden tooth.
*The above definition varies depending on the region, nationality and age of the person.
She’s been chasing me, mother, she’s been chasing me.
She’s been loving me, mother, she’s been loving me.
Young bride, white, however naughty.
On the pylon she is very good.
Come on mother, CHUNDRLAKA DJUKI TSAK.
Come on mother, CHUNDRLAKA DJUKI TSAK.
Pupular Chalga song.
She’s been loving me, mother, she’s been loving me.
Young bride, white, however naughty.
On the pylon she is very good.
Come on mother, CHUNDRLAKA DJUKI TSAK.
Come on mother, CHUNDRLAKA DJUKI TSAK.
Pupular Chalga song.
by Gec October 10, 2007
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