Chairman mao syndrome

Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front

"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"

by Diabetic sugar daddy July 30, 2017

chairman socialist

A huge faggot who idolizes mao, also likes slapping men and screaming feminist shit

"Oh, that person is a total chairman socialist!"

by Ajwheh721 December 8, 2018

Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.

You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!

by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006

chairman pooh

What we call Xi Jinping, China's leader, due to his resemblance to the loveable bear of fiction.

joey: I should be watching a Red Sox game right now, but fucking Chairman Pooh has to make the fucking entire world his germ warfare guinea pig
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?

by F. P. Sellers IV May 18, 2020

Chairman's Flight

A long haul airplane flight that takes place on a weekday, taking off in the morning thus meaning a day of no work. Traditionally this was only reserved for the "Chairman" of a company. Example JFK 9am - LHR 9pm.

Alex managed to get the Chairman's flight and so is missing today's meeting.

by RockyGunner September 15, 2022

Chairman Bob

Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.

Chairman Bob is to America as fate is to life.

by Hershey400 May 16, 2009

Chairman Lmao

The Eternal Spiritual Leader of the Great Cultural Rofflution.

Chairman Lmao is often ranked with Lol Pot as one of the great Laughist kicktators of our time.

by John Taxpayer, Esq. April 4, 2009