Chainwaxing

Using an unknown word or phrase in normal conversation, almost always to promote the spread of that usage for the bragging rights it brings.

A reference to a Key and Peele sketch wherein a character tries to drop "I put that p*ssy on the chainwax" only to have a friend call him out on the non-existence of that expression.

A lot of the posts on urban dictionary are nothing more than people chainwaxing.

by Dion Starfire May 12, 2016

Chainzaw

1. a borderline crazy or insane individual who participates in adrenaline-inducing activities.

2. a headstrong stubborn individual who rarely backs down from any sort of confrontation depending on moods and situations

There's no use arguing with him, he's a chainzaw.

by carlo vincenzo jesus b. flor iii February 21, 2008

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

Chainsaw Maneuver

A physical act carried out by an overzealous novice attempting to remove a length of anal beads in a forceable manner, as if one was pull-starting a chainsaw.

Becky was really enjoying the anal romp that had ensued for a period of 45 minutes. Then the anal beads were inserted, and her fun came to a screaming end when her partner applied the chainsaw maneuver. Her fun was then completely forgotten when cleanup of the millions of fecal projectiles ensued.

by [e-mail] March 31, 2005

racist chainsaw

possibly the most racist of all the garden tools (including the dirty whoe)

(this is the noice the racist chainsaw makes)run nigger nigger nigger-run nigeer nigger nigger-run nigger nigger nigger-run nigger nigger nigger(repeat)

by bob teats April 16, 2010

chainsaw consultant

Independent contractors brought in by upper management under the auspices of "streamlining work flow", but in actuality to suggest what positions can be eliminated thus reducing headcount and overhead for purposes of downsizing.

In the movie "Office Space" the characters referred to as "The Bobs" are classic examples of chainsaw consultants. The main character avoids being fired through a combination of unexpected brutal honesty about his lack of passion for his position, and also engendering camaraderie with those sent to determine if his
job is really necessary.

by Cale Dempster December 18, 2008