Apollo's Chariot

The sexual act in which a man pours gasoline on his penis, lights it on fire, and proceeds to have intercourse with a man or woman. It is extremely painful and may lead to severe injury or death if done incorrectly (or correctly).

Matt got severe third-degree burns after riding Kevin's Apollo's chariot.

by John Fremont June 21, 2007

wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Chav Chariot

(UK) One of those stupid little cars with huge exhaust pipes and a travelling disco in the car. Usually a Vauxhall Corsa.

Look at Darren in his Chav Chariot! With the lowered suspension and the pumping Bose sound system he cuts rather a dashing figure.

by Tony221268 March 7, 2007

peoples chariot

the peoples chariot is just another name for the bus!

"the peoples chariot is never on time"

by Nigel May 21, 2004

flesh chariot

Having doggie style sex (anal or vaginal), whilst whipping the female partner, with her own pigtails.

I pulled a flesh chariot on Pipi Longstockings.

by Travis Mantooth Fosdick February 19, 2007

chariot's itch

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a passenger experiences when attempting to open a locked vehicle's door too soon or when assuming the door was unlocked. The feeling the passenger would incur would be similar to one in which a gladiator would feel if it were to hop into the wagon before the chariot was ready in front of a coliseum full of spectators; usually embarrassed, shameful, or stupid. A severe case of chariot's itch may occur when the passenger is opening the door at nearly the same time the driver unlocks the door. Often times during cases of severe chariot's itch the passenger may double tap the window, signaling the driver to unlock the door, followed by another awkward experience of trying to explain one's actions.

The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.

Oops, sorry about that Franz, I must have had a bad case of chariot's itch.

by camvant August 16, 2016

God's Chariot

Any E30 M3, but most often those of the 2.5L variety, used to stomp Porsches and other lesser vehicles.

Look at that M3! That is God's Chariot

by spearwrangler August 26, 2004