What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet X, created by apple to destroy the human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the moon, which pokes your eye. The moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.
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Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.
Adjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."
(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."
Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.
Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.
Where found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.
Synomyms:douche bag, bitchass, etc.
Combinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".
Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).
Vulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public.
What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their girlfriend to throw them off guard.
Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.
Adjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."
(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."
Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.
Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.
Where found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.
Synomyms:douche bag, bitchass, etc.
Combinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".
Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).
Vulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public.
What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their girlfriend to throw them off guard.
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Get the chaclet mug.A lazy police officer. Usually drives up and down the main streets of his jurisdiction so everyone knows he’s a cop. Will not engage in any trainings. No matter what kind of call he goes to, he will always call for back up. Usually will also be a volunteer firefighter. Always avoids confrontation and calls everyone “bud.”
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Get the Chacoffee mug.'Chachwagon' a.k.a, f.y.i, (chach+wagon). This is a word used to describe a vehicle full of your friendly neighborhood chaches. This vehicle can range from a 99' Ford Forerunner, to a decked out Mustang Charger. Either way, if you are walking down the street and a Natty Light decks you in the back of your skull, you probably just got harassed by a chachwagon.
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