Chairass

When you sit on a chir so long your ass starts to hurt. All your friends laugh at you because of this.

Josh: "Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice today?"
Kyle: "I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!"
Josh: "hahaha! You fail at life!"
Kyle: "Um... remember how you got chairass last week?"
Josh: "*cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?"

Kyle: "Haha I think that you fail more than I do"

Josh: "My ass still hurts."
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* "Ow-mine too!"

by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

Chairacist

A person (or persons) who talk shit about other people's chairs. Usually a sign of social ignorance or used as a diversionary tactic from "couch" companies trying to bring negative energy onto the competition.

Kyle: "Nice chair Brendo did you buy it at the flea market?"
Brendo: "Actually I got it at the leading office supply company, down the road"
Kyle: "Ive seen sturdier legs on a starving Ethiopian quadriplegic"
Brendo: "YOU DONT SAY THAT, YOU CHAIRACIST SON OF A GUN"

by GreyGooseAndHoes November 5, 2011

Chaira

A short gorgeous girl who is over possessive towards the love of her life.

She is a Chaira.

by BDJ153 January 25, 2021

Chabir

An individual who has chabarian qualities. Usually very distinguishable from the crowd and desperate for attention. Chabir can be in the form of "Cute" + "Kabir" or "Chubby" + "Kabir".

A chabir just passed by. Look!

by chubbychabir September 22, 2021

chabir

lame, cringy and unlucky

Bruh what a chabir, whenever you watch matches India loses.

by RealChabir69 September 22, 2021

chairaoke

Chairaoke is a word used to describe a person’s offstage participation in karaoke.

I have done karaoke a few times. I’m big into supporting, but not the first to hit the mic. Some would say I am more into chairaoke.

by Mister Pasta January 27, 2023

Chaira

Spanish slang for jerk off, used mainly on the south of Mexico.
The origin of the word comes from "chaqueta" which means the same thing, but also means jaquet.

I did a chaira last night watching porn

Anoche le pegue a la chaira viendo pelos

by Isodine August 3, 2006