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Human Centipede

A romantic comedy about an inspiring surgeon who sews three people together from ass to mouth. THEIR IS NO ME IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE! TEAMWORK!
my human centipede is john goodman in the front miley cyrus in the middle and justin beiber in the back. then i would ask miley if she has "the best of both worlds now?"
by kiss my love area February 20, 2011
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Human Centipeding

The act of three people engaged in the act of eating the butthole of the person in front of them. The person in front is known as position 1, with the numbers increasing down the line. More than three people is possible, but is strong discouraged.
It was good, until the other three people started human centipeding all over the place.
by thisistotallynotmyname May 19, 2011
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Gay centipede

A circle of at least four erect gay men each one standing behind each other, stick their dicks into the rectum of the person in front. If there are enough participants a circle is created.
Ben got the lube so its time for a gay centipede session
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Human CentiPad

The Human CentiPad is a fictional creation in the season premier of season 15 of South Park. It is a play on the creation of an evil German plastic surgeon and the movie The Human Centipede, in which three people are joined together A2M in order to make a creature with one gastral tract.

The Human CentiPad is the same as mentioned above, but has an iPhone attached to the fact and iPad attached to the rectum. Kyle Broflovski forms the infamous "middle piece." It has 3G capabilities and does not know how to read. It prefers cuttlefish and burritos as its main source of food.
Since Eric Cartman was f*cked by his mom in a Best Buy, Steve Jobs decided to give Eric the first ever Human CentiPad.
by GerblesGerbles123 May 21, 2011
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Pencil-Centipede

When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".
"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"
by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023
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Noah Centipede

Noah Centipede is an actor who appeared in ‘To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before’ and ‘Sierra Burgess Is a Loser’ and ‘The Perfect Date’. He is not a good actor as he plays the same character over and over again. His personality is like a tiktok weirdo, giving off jacob sartorius vibes. He doesn’t have the looks, or jawline either. We can’t stan.
“Ugh, did you see the new movie that Noah Centipede is in?”. “Noah Centipede is cancelled”.
by theoneandonlygenius April 28, 2019
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HUMAN CENTiPAD

Human Centipad is a defective high-tech tablet computer including 3 people attached to each others with the colon developed and marketed by Apple . Finally the project for this item was canceled due to the fact that human centipad couldn't read.
Person 1: Whoah look at me i bought the Human Centipad!

Person 2: Lame, it can't read!
by chewbew May 23, 2011
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