cemetery pockets

A metaphorical noun that describes a drug dealer as wealthy because he has so much money he must hide it, usually by digging a hole underground. The term is generally used by people of African descent and was popularized by OJ Da Juiceman. Drug dealers bury their large sums of money in hidden locations because if they got caught selling drugs (normally crack cocaine), their money would be seized by the law. They do not have the option of putting it in banks as that would attract suspicion, nor can they keep all their money in one place (like at the trap house), so they dig holes and hide their shit.

That negro got cemetery pockets, son.

I wish I had cemetery pockets like that black man OJ Da Juiceman.

by GottaGetIt$$ October 24, 2011

Pet Cemetery

A movie that in its original form was awesome and wicked scary, but they totally butchered it in the remake!

Hey Jess you seen the original Pet Cemetery, how does this compare? Total DUD!!!! They should give us our freakin' money back!

by South County Carrie September 24, 2019

bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

by GlazeHer November 23, 2015

cafeteria responding

When your man only reads your texts but, doesn't answer. He picks what texts he wants to answer. Like when you are at a cafeteria picking what you'd like to eat. You choose what you want to eat.

Ugh.... Chris is the king of cafeteria responding.

My boyfriend is cafeteria responding me but, answered his best friend.

by BFoverated February 21, 2017

Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.

"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"

by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 26, 2017

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 3, 2005

cemetery

Something that people are dying to get into.

Look, it's the cemetery. I bet people are dying to get in there.

by DoomMan83 October 20, 2014