Catelyn

Catelyn is timelessly and breathtakingly gorgeous, open-minded, intelligent, loving in every aspect--some unimaginable, and the best partner in crime you could ever hope or wish for. Catelyn is artistic, athletic, and loyal to a fault (not a flaw, mind you). She knows how to be goofy one minute and classy the next. She possesses a uniquely magnetic, attractive, zany, and charming personality. If you dare gaze into her amazing eyes, you should probably have a GPS or some sort of map handy because YOU WILL get lost in them. Catelyn has an incredibly huge and beautiful heart, capable of immense love. Which may explain why she has a soft spot for the weird, crazy, overly sensitive and sometimes socially awkward guy, who is actually just a big kid at heart. If you know what's good, treat her with respect and always do your best to keep her happy, because her smile is so worth it. She has a fantastic sense of humor, loves to play fight/wrestle a lot, and tends to get competitive and isn’t afraid to get a little rough, especially between the sheets! Muy caliente! She likes outdoor activities, such as jogging, hiking, fishing, and camping, and she’s an expert at pitching tents. She also knows how to let loose in ways that will surprise you. Catelyn is and will always be my BFF soul mate friend forever. I want to eat Catelyn! You heard right.

Me: Sup girl, you found me!
Catelyn: Yup, now I'm going to hit that. HARD!
Me: Whoa! All day AND night long??
Catelyn: HELLS to the YEAH! Prepare yourself!!
Me: OMG. Bring it! And marry me?
Catelyn: Did you really just ask me that? *huge smile*
Me/Catelyn (in unison): I love you BFF soul mate friend forever!!! JINX!!!!!
*Sexy make-out wrestling match ensues*

by kalmyk March 23, 2013

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El Chapo Guzman (name stands for short): "I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( . "

by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021

south central cartel

A g-funk hip hop group from South Los Angeles that is most notable for their song Servin 'Em Heat. It consisted of a few members, but there most popular members were Havoc and Prodege.

SC kickin' some gangsta shit!

Hey isn't that from one of those South Central Cartel songs?

by cptKitteh July 29, 2016

Tijuana Cartel

The Tijuana Cartel is based in one of the most strategically important border towns in Mexico, and continues to export drugs even after being weakened from a brutal internal war during 2009.

Due to infighting, arrests and deaths of some of its top members, the Tijuana Cartel is a shell of what it was in the 1990s and early 2000s when it was considered one of the most potent and violent criminal organizations in Mexico. After the arrest or assassination of its founding members, the Arellano Felix clan, the cartel is now headed by Fernando Sanchez Arellano, a nephew of the Arellano Felix brothers who once bloodied Mexico and southern California with their brutish and authoritarian style. With the powerful Sinaloa Cartel moving into Tijuana in force, Sanchez Arellano is struggling to keep a grip on this lucrative drug and human trafficking corridor.

by Dancing with Fire July 2, 2011

Catelynn

Catelynn, a name for a girl. Usually a beautiful girl, can be over-loyal but fears loneliness. Is a very brave soul other wise.

Wow she acts like a Catelynn

by Lilian Fair November 14, 2016

Medellin Cartel

During the 1980s, Pablo Escobar became known internationally as the Medellin Cartel gained notoriety. The Medellín Cartel is said to have controlled roughly eighty percent of the shipments that entered into the United States, Mexico, Puerto Rico, and the Dominican Republic with shipments brought mostly from Peru and Bolivia, as Colombian coca was initially of substandard quality. Escobar's product reached many other nations, mostly around the Americas, although it is said that his network reached as far as Asia.

Escobar bribed countless Colombian government officials, judges and other politicians, and he often personally executed uncooperative subordinates and had anyone he viewed as a threat assassinated, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of individuals. Corruption and intimidation characterized the Colombian system during Escobar's heyday. He had an effective, inescapable strategy that was referred to as plata o plomo; Spanish for "silver or lead", intended to mean "accept a bribe or face assassination." Escobar was also responsible for the killing of three Colombian presidential candidates who were all competing in the same election, as well as the bombing of Avianca Flight 203 and a Bogotá security building in 1989. The Medellin Cartel was also involved in a deadly war with its main rival, the Cali Cartel, for most of its existence.

by Dancing with Fire July 9, 2011

Woke Cartel

Noun - Any left-wing organization whose membership ranks include: Woketards, Woketurds, Wokefarians, Willy Wokas, Wokensteins, Wokepuffers, WokeNSmokes, Wokejokes and other degenerated and failed citizens, who are looking for a free ride in life on the backs of the sane and productive people of the United States.

Woooo -- look who it is - it's the merry band of filthy losers, race-hustlers, scumbags and druggies, known as the Woke Cartel. Stay away from those miscreants - they'll steal your wallet or worse yet, push in your stool when you least expect it.

PUBLIC SERVICE ADVISORY: Caution. These left-wing scumbags can be found under an urban rock, or a needle-infested alley way or a basic crack den lined with soiled mattresses. Stay far away from them, and call your local police department to report their activities.

by La Pluma May 15, 2021