catlick

The way fat retards pronounce catholic.

Me: Hey Retard what religion are you?
Retard: I'm catlick
Me: Catlick? Whats that?
Retard: Really? You don't know what catlick is?

by Unloader01 September 24, 2015

Catcock

A guy who has fat ass ego. The kind who's found catcalling and acting as if he's loaded with a barrel of godalicious genes. A freak, who thinks with his dick.

Simply, a fucker with an inflated sense of ego, has no regard for women.

John : Oooooh look at thotty o'er there
Marshall : Catcock STFU. She's my gf.

by Y'allgood? December 6, 2018

Catblocked

When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.

"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"

"Where is it?"

"Plugged into my wall."

"Can't you get it?"

"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"

by Rose+10 December 29, 2016

caplock

2. One who voluntarily locks himself in front of his computer screen all day writing uneventful blog posts, commenting on blogs, trolling the internet, etc.

MrBabyMan is such a caplock; he spends is days posting articles on Digg and engaging in wikipedia edit wars . . . I wonder if he ever leaves his house.

by Pugs909 October 18, 2008

Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.

"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"

by VValt Disney October 3, 2022

catlolk

A nine-lived furry who loves milk and says "Deez Nuts' jokes.

"I am lactose intolerant"
"L, I love milk."
"You are literally Catlolk"

by Mosxi May 6, 2023