Cataract City

A badass slang name for Niagara Falls, NY.

"There is a ton of old blind people in the Cataract City..."

by Mr. Its Ya Boy! January 1, 2014

cataract

1. noun- an eye disorder; a clouding of the lens which affects vision.

2. noun- an Asian luxury car.

1. "My vision improved after cataract surgery."

2. "After I mow the rawn, I am going to drive my Cataract Escarade."

by Willy Bobo December 31, 2003

Cataract

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

cataract

The condition where your eyes are very watery and are blinded. This is the state you get in when you smoke a lot of weed or weed of high quality.

We gonna' smoke 'till ya eyes get cataract.

Oh snap son, you have an interview for your college and your eyes are cataract. I told you, you should have not smoked some kriptonite an hour ago.

by Eric "Escalade" April 3, 2006

Cartaracts

The condition of an older car's film covered hazy headlights.

Mike: Hey can you pick me up? I can't drive at night.

Joey: Why?

Mike: My car has cartaracts.

by lormaak September 28, 2009

Cataractoids

A cause of stupidity displayed by a person who’s head is deeply inserted into their behind, posterior, anal aperture.

Your error in thinking is caused by a medical condition called cataractoids.

by Ofashea May 21, 2020

anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm

-noun pronounced: what the' heck!!
The inate syndrome in manly men that subconsciously block the same sex booty from entering the visual cortex.

A manly man mistakenly gets an email with the picture of another man with his booty exposed. The anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm blocks any visual references to such events.
This phenomenon does not exist in some areas such as San Francisco, Palm Springs, and a club down the street from my house.

by TerrenceV April 17, 2008