Catwoman

A movie seen by many horny adolescent boys who could just go rent swordfish or monsters ball and actually see her *gasp* boobs!

dude, any one who doesnt want to see Halle Berri run around in leather and very scantily clad, fighting a very hot Sharon Stone, IS GAY.

by jbus July 29, 2004

catwoman

verb. To convince a person that a movie generally recognized as terrible is in truth good and worth seeing.

Dennis: You know, everyone says Trash Humpers is a terrible movie, but actually it's really good. I was surprised, but it's truly a cinematic masterwork. You should definitely go see it in the theater.
Sam: Are you serious, or are you catwomaning me?

by smammy September 21, 2010

Castronaut

An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.

Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?

I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!

He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.

Wouldn't be the first time.

by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008

Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumbling of the stomach.

Person 1: *Stomach rumble* Woah! My stomach tells me there's a cute ass girl coming into our lives today!
Person 2: Stop gastromancy ing!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Cartomancy

Cartomancy is a form of divination done by reading the signs and symbols on a set of cards. Forms of cartomancy appeared soon after playing cards were first introduced into Europe in the 14th century and can be linked to being present in the Middle East. Practitioners of cartomancy are generally known as cartomancers, card readers, or simply readers.Cartomancy is done using various layouts or spreads. By using various spreads, one can give a detailed reading. Each of the cards has a meaning, and when you lay them out in a certain way the interpretations deepen. The truth is there is a myriad of spreads and thousands of possible readings. These nuances require a good interpreter of the basic meanings of each card, as well as an understanding of what they mean together in certain locations. Many people compare cartomancy to tarot but there is a difference. While they can be read similarly, tarot decks and regular card decks are pretty different. The tarot deck has 78 cards (as opposed to a standard deck's 52) and contains different suits from your hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades.

Person 1: What the hell is she doing with those playing cards? Is it some new game?

Person 2: Nah man, it's cartomancy.

by the.intelligent.one January 5, 2022

Chris castleman

The biggest pussy of all time with the smallest cock on the planet

Look at that pussy with a small cock. His name must be Chris castleman

by YouMakeMiErfquack October 12, 2019

cantomaniacal

a recent coinage, meaning, literally, " crazy about singing..."

The vocal music major described herself as cantomaniacal.

by niles lishness June 13, 2007