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Pure cash shit

When something either very good or hilarious occurs that you can appreciate specifically with like-minded individuals. This particularly includes people who run and also use Strava.
“You PR’d your 5k ultra marathon time? That’s some pure cash shit. Nice
by Holdsteady11akaAnneMarie December 3, 2021
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Jessica Capshaw

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!
by Ttte123 October 16, 2011
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mustache cash stash

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash
by Louiloui September 17, 2013
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hot stinky cash

Money you can afford to blow at the casino or strip club.
Yo' player I got ten large of hot stinky cash, let's hit up the strip club and casino!
by #1ABF December 8, 2014
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Lead Cashier

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
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Cash Carti

A nickname for popular artist / inventor of cartineese Playboi Carti.
by HagaRaga April 15, 2020
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ass cash or grass

Ass = Sex Cash = Money Grass = Weed
You'll have to give me ass cash or grass for a ride home
by Bullhand May 24, 2016
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