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Cosmonog

An ancient consumerist winter holiday. Unlike Christmas and others, it has no particular religious origin and is completely secular. Celebration involves the purchase of Cosmopolitan Magazine and Egg Nog. Participants drink the latter while dramatically reading the former, learning great sex tips and a variety of whimsical names for vaginas. An additional practice that is less well-known involves the purchase and eating of Swedish Fish, often intended for those who do not enjoy Egg Nog.
"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."
by sylentsage December 27, 2011
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Casmot

A slang word used for a man who fantasies about monkeys for their entire day.
"Man that guy has been drawing monkeys all day. He's such a casmot"
by ZatannaZan June 17, 2022
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Ayy Caamon

First coined by the up and coming artist ‘Slim K,’ the term “ayy caamon” can be used in multiple ways; as a greeting to good friends, as a reaction to a joke or news, or as a gang reference. The latter definition is notoriously used by the great CJ Rawlins.
When anyone sees Watkin Samuel they exclaim, “Ayy Caamon” in delight

Or
When the conversation has died but Kit is around, “Ayy caamon boys”
by Kane Zaleeque May 27, 2021
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cosmonaut

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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caston

Caston is an incredibly sweet guy. He always knows how to make someone laugh when they need it. He will go out of his way to help someone in need. People will always catch him singing to himself but he doesn't care. If you know a Caston, don't let him go. He's special in every way.
He's as sweet as Caston.

Caston is a keeper. ;)
by cashtonsirwin December 20, 2016
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Cason

Not a hoe, treats girl with respect, loves Jesus, can talk to him about anything, will fight about almost anything, he is kinda cute, and has a big penis.
by Big daddy wakanda May 31, 2019
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Cason

A guy with a great sense of humor but can be jerky at times. He likes sports and is usually in a relationship.
Cason is so funny!
by LolTrueStory June 21, 2016
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