castroid

In video games, the removal of abilities, tools, weapons, etc., usually done early in a game to offer the player a preview of more advanced powers.

In a traditional castroition, the player will spend the rest of the game regaining their abilities to gain access to different areas within an open game world.

(Derived from the combination of Castlevania and Metroid by the cast of the Rebel FM podcast.)

"I felt like a total badass with my wave beam, grappling hook, and boostball until I got castroided fifteen minutes into the game."

"I thought I'd been castroided until I picked up the super-gravity-gun"

by iscariot83 August 25, 2009

castro street cowboy

a male prostitute in the SanFrancisco area

"Look at those castro street cowboys lined up at the corner!"

by harry nut November 6, 2006

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Casharoonies

Slang for money

You know what would be good right now?

No what?

A bagel!

But you dont have any Casharoonies, you cant buy bagels with out Casharoonies!!!!

by BlueBagel July 30, 2009

super sneaky castro

When a man inserts a cigar into his woman's vagina and then smokes it blowing the smoke into her anus instead of vagina.

My girl gets so hot when I give her a super sneaky castro.

by Kittyteaser69 January 7, 2017

Cashtronaut

One who insists on becoming rich one day. No matter how.

When I grow up I want to be a Cashtronaut

by MagicManolo March 13, 2011

Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.

I gave her a Sneaky Castro last night and now the place smells like a Cuban whorehouse.

by Zkilla February 2, 2006